Talks were held with the PR team of a health and beauty brand about their renewal of the contract.

The editorial team and PRs headed on for drinks and karaoke. So desperate was the Head of PR to seal the deal that her head ended up bobbing up and down in the the editor's lap under his jacket. This was in front of the rest of the team.

The mag has been taking no chances. To be doubly sure they secured the deal, the magazine's fashion editor gave the beauty brand's PR manager a BJ in the toilets at the comedy awards last year.

Quality.

Fancy going out and getting loaded? Or we could go to the zoo?

I hear you can be a bit naughty yourself!