"Blah blah blah, let me point out our station's breakfast figures compared to Radio 1, blah blah blah"

*Cue pens down from the media, much rolling of eyes and mouthing of 'whatever'.*

When will this guy learn that people just don't give a toss.

Full marks to the Radio 1 spokesperson for pointing out that Radio 1 is a national broadcaster and that the moaning minny works was talking about a regional London operation.

Until next quarter...