She's been very fortunate. She's found the man of her dreams. And another, in case the first doesn't work out. And a third. And a fourth.

None of the men know about the others and she'd like to keep it that way. But with only so many nights in a week, the juggling's becoming a chore.

So how did she celebrate her new found love(s) on Valentine's Night? She stayed in suffering from exhaustion, of course.

Poor thing.